A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.
Customer: I can do that. I"m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma"am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? 

Tech Support: What programs are running ma"am?

Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE , LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma"am?

Customer: I don"t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been  completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I"m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don"t worry ma"am, that"s a common problem.It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of
those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means - "you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others."

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You"re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC . The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on
my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help

A good mail i just recieved.thought will share with all of you out there.1. The story began when I was a child;
I was born as a son of a poor family.
Even for eating, we often got lack of food.
Whenever the time for eating, mother often gave me her portion of rice.
While she was removing her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son. I"m not hungry".

That was Mother"s First Lie

2. When I was getting to grow up,
the persevering mother gave her spare time for fishing in a river near our house, she hoped that from the fishes she got, she could gave me a little bit nutritious food for my growth.
After fishing, she would cook the fishes to be a fresh fish soup, which raised my appetite. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the rest meat of fish, which was still on the bone of the fish I ate.

My heart was touched when I saw it. I then used my chopstick and gave the other fish to her.
But she immediately refused it and said "Eat this fish, son. I don"t really like fish."

That was Mother"s Second Lie.


3. Then, when I was in Junior High School, to fund my study,
mother went to an economic enterprise to bring some used-matches boxes that would be stuck in. It gave her some money for covering our needs.
As the winter came, I woke up from my sleep and looked at my mother who was still awoke,
supported by a little candlelight and within her perseverance she continued the work of sticking some used-matches box.
I said, "Mother, go to sleep, it"s late, tomorrow morning you still have to go for work.
" Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, dear. I"m not tired."

That was Mother"s Third Lie.


4. At the time of final term, mother asked for a leave from her work in order to accompany me.
While the daytime was coming and the heat of the sun was starting to shine,
the strong and persevering mother waited for me under the heat of the sun"s shine for several hours. As the bell rang, which indicated that the final exam had finished, mother immediately welcomed me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared before in a cold bottle.
The very thick tea was not as thick as my mother"s love, which was much thicker. Seeing my mother covering with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too.
Mother said "Drink, son. I"m not thirsty!".

That was Mother"s Fourth Lie.

5. After the death of my father because of illness, my poor mother had to play her role as a single parent. By held on her former job, she had to fund our needs alone.
Our family"s life was more complicated. No days without sufferance. Seeing our family"s condition that was getting worse, there was a nice uncle who lived near my house came to help us, either in a big problem and a small problem.
Our other neighbors who lived next to us saw that our family"s life was so unfortunate, they often advised my mother to marry again. But mother, who was stubborn, didn"t care to their advice, she said "I don"t need love."

That was Mother"s Fifth Lie.

6. After I had finished my study and then got a job, it was the time for my old mother to retire.
But she didn"t want to; she was sincere to go to the marketplace every morning, just to sell some vegetable for fulfilling her needs. I, who worked in the other city, often sent her some money to help her in fulfilling her needs, but she was stubborn for not accepting the money.
She even sent the money back to me.
She said "I have enough money."

That was Mother"s Sixth Lie.

7. After graduated from Bachelor Degree,
I then continued my study to Master Degree.
I took the degree, which was funded by a company through a scholarship program, from a famous University in America . I finally worked in the company. Within a quite high salary,
I intended to take my mother to enjoy her life in America .
But my lovely mother didn"t want to bother her son,
she said to me "I"m not used to."

That was Mother"s Seventh Lie.

8. After entering her old age, mother got a flank cancer and had to be hospitalized. I, who lived in miles away and across the ocean, directly went home to visit my dearest mother.
She lied down in weakness on her bed after having an operation. Mother, who looked so old, was staring at me in deep yearn. She tried to spread her smile on her face; even it looked so stiff because of the disease she held out. It was clear enough to see how the disease broke my mother"s body, thus she looked so weak and thin. I stared at my mother within tears flowing on my face.

My heart was hurt, so hurt, seeing my mother on that condition.
But mother, with her strength, said "Don"t cry, my dear.
I"m not in pain."
That was Mother"s Eight Lie.

After saying her eighth lie, She closed her eyes forever!

One fat guy - goes to a  popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone's weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the
first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of ropes and parallel bars and  ladders and tell him to wait a minute. He's standing there when on the far side of the gym a door opens and
out steps a beautiful girl, with a sign saying " If you catch me, I'm yours."
He starts running, and just as he gets close, she starts picking up speed.
Before he knows it, he's running all over the gym, up the ladders, down
the ladders, across the parallel bars, here and there. And just as he's about to catch the blonde, pop, she disappears through a door.
 In comes the management who lead him to the showers, and then weigh him. Sure
enough, he lost exactly 5 kg.

He's back on the street and starts to think.
"Jesus, I was so close to catching her. If I had a little more time..."
So he races back to the gym and says, "I want to lose 20 more kg."

"No problem," says the manager.
Again he is led to the large gym. This time he's standing by the door when it opens.
Out comes a Gorilla with a sign.
"If I catch you, you're mine ."

Unke dar pe gaye dil ka haal bayaan karne..
kyun diya dard hume ye unse sawaal karne.

samjah nahi paye ki tadap to woh bhi rahi thi.

hum to lage the apni zid ko poora karne.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,

chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,

kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,

lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai.

Kisi ki yadon ne paagal bana rakha hai;

kahin mar na jaayen .KAFAN sila rakha hai;

jalane se pehle DIL nikaal lena '

kahin woh na jal jaaye jo DIL me chhupa rakha hai.!!

The UK derecognized MBBS degree because of a fault of a doc from Bihar because the bihari doctor did not know where the spleen was located.....What a comment from our health minister Ramadoss!!!(The Dr. salutation before the minister's name was intentionally avoided as I believe he doesn't know where his brains are....)..Throughout Tamilnadu these father-son duo are creating havoc and changing their support from one party to another(I wonder if any monkey does this jumping trick better) for the sake of power(In Karnataka its HDD and HDK).Now ramadoss has taken to Bihar little knowing that in the UK the systems are better and they don't derecognize because of one individual and above all they don't have such an irresponsible minister heading the health ministry.Bihar has given the maximum number of IAS and they are equally capable of becoming better than anybody else in the country.The point here is they were marginalised by the laloo& co for votebank.(Nitish it seems is doing a good job...).First he passed a amendment and got it rushed thru in parliment for removing Dr.Venugopal  so that he can play politics at AIIMS.The court gave a nasty comment.Now this bihar comment....I see this guy and Laloo as a blot in the congress camp with persons of the like of  Dr Manmohan Singh and P.Chidambaram.

 I feel that the south has not contributed much to the ministry though they have a major ministries in hand..Sample this:
Raja-Telecommunication----controversy over Dayanidhi maran issue.
Ramadoss----Need I say more.
TR Balu----Ram sethu issue..

I understand what our PM will be going through in the company of these crooks..God give him all  the patience...

A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet.
She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully.
Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes.

Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap,she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.

She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!

"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question. "Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really,really sick... and I want to buy a miracle."

" I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.

" His name is Andrew and he has something bad growing inside his head and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?"

"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little.

"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."

The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?"

" I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money."

" How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago .

"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly. "And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to."

"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents---the exact price of a miracle for little brothers. "

He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need."

That well dressed man was Dr. Carlton Armstrong, a surgeon, specializing in neuro-surgery. The operation was completed free of charge and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing
well.

Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place. That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?"

Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents .. plus the faith of a little child..

In our lives, we never know how many miracles we will need..
A miracle is not the suspension of natural law, but the operation of a higher law...

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho...

Office me khush raho, ghar mein khush raho...

Aaj paneer nahi hai, dal mein hi khush raho...

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, do kadam chal ke hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, TV dekh ke hi khush raho...

Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone kar ke hi khush raho...

Aaj koi naraaz hai, uske iss andaz mein bhi khush raho...

Jise dekh nahi sakte uski awaz mein hi khush raho...




Laptop na mila to kya, Desktop mein hi khush raho...

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai, uske meethi yaadein hai, unme hi khush raho...




aane wale pal ka pata nahi... sapno mein hi khush raho...

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, aaj mein hi khush raho

Zindagi hai choti, har pal mein khush raho

One day I decided to quit...I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.I went to the woods to have one last talk with GOD. "GOD", I said. "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?" His answer surprised me...

"Look around", GOD said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"

"Yes", I replied.

"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them. I gave them light. I gave them water. The fern quickly grew from the earth. Its brilliant green covered the floor. Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful. And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo." GOD said.

"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed. But I would not quit.

In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo see. I would not quit." GOD said.

"Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6 months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall. It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive. I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle." GOD said to me.

"Did you know,  that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots?"

"I would not quit on the bamboo. I will never quit on you."

"Don"t compare yourself to others." GOD said. "The bamboo had a different purpose than the fern. Yet they both make the forest beautiful."

"Your time will come", GOD said to me. "You will rise high"

"How high should I rise?" I asked.

"How high will the bamboo rise?" GOD asked in return.

"As high as it can?" I questioned

"Yes." GOD said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."

I left the forest and bring back this story. I hope these words can help you see that GOD will never give up on you.

GOD will never give up on you

"Life is not a problem to be solved, but a gift to be enjoyed"

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